Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.

Because I'm a young black man driving a really nice, expensive car, I sometimes get harassed when I'm rolling through a ghetto neighborhood.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.