I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?
I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.