Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

I perform for soldiers because they are important.