This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

I perform for soldiers because they are important.