I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.