I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.

If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

My name ain't Steve Miller, but I fly like an Eagle.

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.