On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.