On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.