On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

I perform for soldiers because they are important.