I perform for soldiers because they are important.

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.