If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.
I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.
They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?
I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.
On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.