I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.
I perform for soldiers because they are important.
I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.
I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.