I perform for soldiers because they are important.

I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.

I perform for soldiers because they are important.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.

I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.