I perform for soldiers because they are important.

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

We got to push to give, and one life to live.

Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.