I perform for soldiers because they are important.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop

I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?