If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Forget about Batman, Superman, and the Power Rangers, cause I'll be your hero if you're ever in some danger.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.