As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.

Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.