Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.

I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."

I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.