I love it when the coffee's done!
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
The grass is always greener when it's covered in money.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.