Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothingโฆ and that's a great way to lose weight.
Donโt put clothes on food. Itโs supposed to be naked.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
People alive are better than people not alive.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.