Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.

People alive are better than people not alive.

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.

Options are good. Keeps people choosing.