Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.