Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.