It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.