Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.
Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.