Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die!
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time.