The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.