Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
During a heat wave every dude stinks.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
It's better to have won & lost than to have won, stopped trying, & descended into alcoholism.