Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothingโฆ and that's a great way to lose weight.
People alive are better than people not alive.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
If you're gonna lob something, lob love.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.