Dont get scared of death. Get rich! Then die.
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Blanket statements are always stupid. NO EXCEPTIONS!
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.