Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger.
Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.
The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you're trying to be a ghost. Then it's LIFE!
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.