Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.
Things that don't exist do exist. They're just really fast.
Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.