Don’t put clothes on food. It’s supposed to be naked.
Nothing is perfect. Therefore, being perfect is being nothing… and that's a great way to lose weight.
It's better to have a broken CD player that worked once than to never have evolved into a self-aware carbon based lifeform.
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Are imperfections is which make we grate.