Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch.

For me, everything has always been an accident.

I've got wealth and fame but I haven't changed my roots.

Prison widens your circle of friends. In my stand-up, I can now talk about things that no one else has the right to touch.

It's not supposed to be easy, if it's easy, it's no good, that's the way I look at it.

Critics called me 'egregious' - I had to look that one up - and 'creepy', but now I don't read them, I weigh them.

Who needs drugs when you have Takeshi's Castle?