Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of what if when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized.

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

Whether I or anyone else accepted the concept of alcoholism as a disease didn't matter; what mattered was that when treated as a disease, those who suffered from it were most likely to recover.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.