A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

The devil is not abroad at night in the form of a cat or a wolf or any other animal. He lives eternally in the hearts of men.

It is a great day for the great state of Texas. The last person being tested for Ebola has come back clean. So Texas is now Ebola free. This was a big week for them. They're now free of Ebola - and Democrats.

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.