Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

Ocean's 13 is all about cool people having a good time, and who doesn't want to see that? Well you, apparantly, 'cause you're watching me.

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.

Strange star-like object over Oslo right before Obama arrives. A gift of a golden medal given by a group of wise men... Nah.

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

Whoever I had become had to die.