Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?
Craig FergusonHistorically, when Americans don't know what to do next, they go to Paris. Benjamin Franklin is like: 'What am I going to do now? I'll go to Paris!'
Craig FergusonThe new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. Francis was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of Pope Boo Boo.
Craig FergusonNew iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.
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