The nation of Iran is threatening to sue the makers of the movie Argo. They say the movie was an unrealistic portrayal of their country. You can't do that! That would be like Scotland suing over the movie Shrek.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.

This book could scare them. The sex, the violence, the dream sequences and the iconoclasm - I think a lot of people are uncomfortable with that. I understand that. It was very uncomfortable to write some of it

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

You know who sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Elton John! According to Rush, gay people can sing at weddings. Just not their own.

People spend thousands of dollars trying to keep their teeth straight. I just hope we can live in a world where we accept gay teeth.