They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.

That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.

That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

That's here on CBS, where the 'C' stands for 'Classy' and the 'BS' speaks for itself.

Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo intellectuals, she thought being cheery made her look stupid, which of course she was for believing that rubbish in the first place. She like to talk about Sartre sometimes, just as insurance.

In the past I've been hard on the vegans. I've called them Prius-driving fascists, but now I am one of them. I have been turned to the dark side.