They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job.

If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

Even a chameleon needs the proper amount of suction.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.