They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know

I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.

Love at first sight is not rare, in fact it is extremely common, it happens to some people a few times a year. The feeling of what if when meeting the eyes of a stranger can be love unrecognized.

I don't know why some people get worked up about gay people marrying. It's not gay people who are ruining the sanctity of marriage, it's celebrities.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.