The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.

You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry

The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get a sitcom and it goes.

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

Why don't they allow professional wrestling at the Olympics? They allow pro basketball players and hockey players. Olympic pro wrestling would be awesome. The team from Mexico could wear those Mr. X masks. The French wrestler could hit his opponent with a baguette. Or perhaps just surrender.