In some countries Women's Day is a national holiday and men give women flowers. In America Women's Day falls on another holiday, Mardi Gras, where men give women beads in the respectful and post-feminist desire to see their naked boobies.

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

Anyone who's just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands.

Sometimes my pathology just spills out into the camera doesn't it?

The idea of having Australians upset at me is just awful.

A new restaurant here in Southern California requires women to wear high heels. I'm outraged! This is sexist! Why just the women?

I don't like the whole blowing the candles out ritual... blowing their germs all over the cake. If I want to catch something on my birthday. I don't want it to be from the cake. If you know what I'm saying.