You know when you're a kid and you think, 'Oh no, I've got double math, this is never gonna end,' but then it ends, and it's like it never happened? That's like life.

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

Well, everyone, welcome to Shark Week. Oh that's on CBS and there's been a lot of cutbacks, so it's just Friday night for a couple of minutes. And we don't have any sharks, just an immigrant with a puppet. Hey, but it's a start!

When in doubt about who's to blame. Blame the English.

I'm crazy. I know I'm crazy 'cause Desmond Tutu told me, and he's very clever. He said, 'You must free yourself, be more of who you are. Be more crazy.' And I'm going to.