Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?
Craig FergusonMuch of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.
Craig FergusonWhat we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!
Craig FergusonThe virus in the movie 'Contagion' is based on the bird flu which came out of nowhere back in 2008. Everyone thought it was going to change the way we live and it just faded away. Wait a minute, I'm talking about President Obama.
Craig Ferguson