That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.
Craig FergusonIs it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.
Craig FergusonEvery day I ran to that book like it was a bottle of whiskey and crawled inside because it was a world that I had at least some control over, and slowly, in time, it began to take shape.
Craig FergusonIf I have a near-beer, Iām near beer. And if Iām near beer, Iām close to tequila. And if Iām close to tequila, Iām adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson