Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.
I'm always a bit shy around evil people.
Laughter separates us from despair and gives us a chance at love.
Great, as long as you're happy
This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.
It turns out that speeding irresponsibly in a large truck, placing personal wealth ahead of the welfare of others, is one of the greatest sins in the Universe.