A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban sodas larger than 16 ounces. I think Mayor Bloomberg should spend his time trying to improve stuff like education. New York needs a better education system if kids didn't figure out they could get around the 16-ounce soda ban by simply purchasing two 12-ounce sodas.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.

I have to do a show which is of interest to me, or else I'm lost.

Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

I try and live my life in bite-size chunks.