I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.

Time is only linear for engineers and referees.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.

Stoners just got a powerful new ally in the fight to legalize marijuana - conservative broadcaster Pat Robertson. He said it's time to 'you know, legalize it, tax it, and keep it away from Mel Gibson.'

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.