Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.

If you absolutely believe that what you do is right, you're bullet-proof.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.

I don't just like sexual double entendres I love them, I stroke them, I milk them, I spank them when they're naughty.

The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.

World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It's like Black Friday at the mall.