Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

Saudia Arabia takes in half a trillion dollars every year in oil revenue, and the country has a population smaller than New York state, but when your system of government is an eleventh century monarchy, someone's going to end up poor, and it's not gonna be the guy whose first name is King.

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.