Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.

A New York City judge struck down a proposed law to ban sodas larger than 16 ounces. I think Mayor Bloomberg should spend his time trying to improve stuff like education. New York needs a better education system if kids didn't figure out they could get around the 16-ounce soda ban by simply purchasing two 12-ounce sodas.

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

Sometimes, in order to follow one's heart, one must do the wrong thing. Now, I'm not absolving anyone of their actions; you have to be responsible for your actions, sick or well, you have to be, you just have to be. All of us are accountable.

Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.

Oprah's quitting in 2011. Now we know why the Mayans ended their calendar in 2012