Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.

I view my own body as a petting zoo. I am the main attraction... And the only customer.

Fat is where comedy is stored.

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.

You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.