Thank heaven Election Day is over. No more campaign ads, no more mud-slinging, no more candidates pretending they're straight. It's over!
Craig FergusonThis is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.
Craig FergusonIf you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.
Craig FergusonIt's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.
Craig Ferguson