Sarah Palin is speaking out about the oil spill. She said, I'm not kidding, we should ask the Dutch for help with the spill because the Dutch have the world's best dikes. So let me get this straight. It is OK to cover lesbians in oil but you just can't let them get married.

Bush's memoir is 512 pages. To be fair, 200 of those pages are just games and puzzles.

I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

Sober alkies are often asked: "When did you hit rock bottom?" but a more informed question might be: "How many times did you hit rock bottom?

Aphrodisiacs come in many forms: food, drink, the internet.