You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

The new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. Francis was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of Pope Boo Boo.

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

If the Fed ceases hiking, against the backdrop of still rising commodity prices, then the Australian dollar will have few reasons for resisting any topside advances.

I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I had no respect for the teachers, their attitude didn't poison the writing that I was discovering for myself.