Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

Nothing says romance like hobos, martyrs and decapitations.

They say give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But teach a man to fish and he'll get his own show on the Discovery Channel.

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party.

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.