I don't get emails from my corporate overlords.

A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

The Smurfs 2 is a great movie. The Smurfs are tiny little creatures that everybody loves. They're like Justin Bieber - minus the part about everybody loving him.