I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.

Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.

Al Qaeda has declared war on the Somali pirates. That is awesome! Evil against evil. Like Alien versus Predator or Cheney versus his lawyer.

Welcome back, my cheeky wee monkeys.

A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

I would prefer as a viewer to watch the mistakes. I am my own blooper reel, as it happens.