That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.

I'm so excited about the new iPad, I just iPeed my iPants.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck.

During the cold war, West Berlin was an exclave - a tiny outpost of liberalism surrounded by people who want to crush it. It was like Austin, Texas.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I think the scores for Olympic gymnastics are affected by what countries the judge and the gymnast are from. That's wrong. That type of political pandering isn't meant for gymnastic Olympic events. It's meant for the Supreme Court.