That's the thing about terrorism - it works. Especially for the terrorists - they might not get what they want but it feels damn good trying.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

Donald Trump showed his birth certificate to reporters. Who cares about his birth certificate? I want to know if that thing on his head has had its vaccinations.

A lot of people in their 30's get nostalgic for their teen years. Then they get jobs in TV, become bitter and jaded and prematurely old. Then they turn their nostalgia into great television.

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They've been reading my email.

I realized women and humor were linked very closely.

The Afghan government is as corrupt as a prostitute with a law degree.