I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.

Self help books are pointless. Here's something for you... Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and self help books are from Uranus.

If the Fed ceases hiking, against the backdrop of still rising commodity prices, then the Australian dollar will have few reasons for resisting any topside advances.

I wanted to be a rock star.

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

Some people watching CNN were so shocked they started rioting. No, I'm kidding. No one watches CNN.