I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

I enjoy bathing, as many Europeans don't.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

My job is to find the politicians and the presidents and the pompous people who are telling other people how to live, powerful, visible creatures and ... go at them.

A dozen swimming events have already been completed in the Olympic competition. I wonder where they got the name 'Speedo.' It doesn't sound like a bathing suit, it sounds like a breakfast cereal for meth addicts.

This is my first week as an American citizen. It's amazing. Now I can vote in the general election - and for American Idol.

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.