I did have a love for literature that overpowered my hatred of the people who taught it, and I think because I had no respect for the teachers, their attitude didn't poison the writing that I was discovering for myself.

I only like sports that Bond villains played.

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

The three drunkest cities in America: Fresno, Riverside, and whatever Mel Gibson is driving through.

Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut.

We do have a big kind of history in literate tradition of Vikings and we have a lot of Viking blood in Scotland, I mean especially up north wherever you go you see a plastic Viking sitting outside a shop and Viking calendars and - because they - you know they came down and stole all our chicks and then some of them didn't quite get back and ended up settling down here. So there's a lot of Viking blood in Scotland.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.