The new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. Francis was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of Pope Boo Boo.

You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces of the poor.

That's why I believe in a Constitution which separates church from state. I've seen what happens when they get in cahoots.

New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.

A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.