The new Pope, Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, is now Pope Francis the 1st. Francis was not his first choice for a name. But the Vatican wisely talked him out of Pope Boo Boo.

Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.

What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!

I've got mixed feelings about poetry cause done well poetry is fantastic. But not many people are capable of doing it well. I think you should have some kind of license to perform poetry. A poetic license perhaps.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

Mark Zuckerberg was named Time's Person of the Year. I'm sorry if you don't recognize the name. A magazine is something people used to read.

I'm reading a book, because I'm brainy. No, it is a book - if you don't know, it is like a blog except bigger.