I think we look back at times past with fondness because we were younger. Life had not yet begun pecking away at our innocence like buzzards on fresh road kill.

You know who sang at Rush Limbaugh's wedding? Elton John! According to Rush, gay people can sing at weddings. Just not their own.

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.

Stoners just got a powerful new ally in the fight to legalize marijuana - conservative broadcaster Pat Robertson. He said it's time to 'you know, legalize it, tax it, and keep it away from Mel Gibson.'

....maybe fear is God's way of saying, "Pay attention, this could be fun.

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

Appear tougher or cooler or funnier than you feel and there is a chance you'll make it.