I think people are as individual as snowflakes, they kinda look alike but no two are the exactly the same, and all classification is the root of prejudice.

I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.

The rain is giving much needed relief to California's crops. By that I mean 'marijuana.'

Sarah Palin has managed to use her failed vice presidential run to put herself in a position of power and influence. Joe Biden won the race and he hasn't been able to put himself in a position of power and influence.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.

I said that the only way I could have a band that would work in the format of my show is if the band were crap. So if I have a band they'd have to really suck.

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.