You know who they're blaming for global warming now? This is true. Fat people.

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

Much of television has been homogenized in the desire to avoid annoying or upsetting people.

There's a commercial break coming and I'm very excited about it and you know why? Because that's what keeps daddy in suits.

I had lived in fear of the fabled terrifying visions that assail chronic drinkers, but which had not yet attacked me.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.