Harry Potter, he sends a message on Owl Mail while us poor old muggles have to make do with instantaneous emails and texting. Oh, if only we could be like you Harry Potter, with your four day owl delivery!

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

Every year there's a jury at the Cannes Film Festival. Getting on the jury is very competitive in France. Not because the French love cinema, but because they love to judge.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

The difference between a broadcaster and a host is that a host tells stories and dumb jokes, but a broadcaster can articulate deeper like, you know - things and stuff.

You gotta laugh because if you didn't you'd cry

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.