I'm always a bit shy around evil people.

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin.

It 's the time of year when Canadians mate.

If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big they are. And then you'll go, 'Well I see. That's like bein' frightened of a hampster.'

My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.