Oh Satan you're a wily one.

I watched the Republican debate. At one point, the candidates said there are no classes in America, a point then hotly debated by all six rich white guys that were there.

There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.

Apple released the upgraded version of the iPhone 4, called the iPhone 4S. I think the S stands for suckers.

I've got young kids, so it suits me to do a job which keeps me in town right now.

I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there's no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.