You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

The views expressed by Me are in no way endorsed by CBS any of its allied companies or in fact Me.

Andy Warhol said that in the future everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Facebook is exactly like that except you're not really famous and your 15 minutes goes on forever.

Being funny is a gift, and, when done well, is an art form.

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

Today Monopoly added a new game piece: the cat. The new piece was chosen after weeks of online voting. Is that a surprise? Whenever there's a vote for something on the Internet, the cat always wins.