You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it, so you worry about other stuff.

People sometimes say to me: "Craig, get out of my garden."

New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.

Acid gave me a clinical, unblinking look at madness, and I discovered I wasn't brave enough to be insane.

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

Climate change is a serious problem. We all need to do what we can. Unless that means I've got to change stuff. Then I'm not doing it.