I have a beard. Just not on my face.

Now that healthcare is guaranteed, I'm frying everything I eat. Fried food and cigarettes.

If the Fed ceases hiking, against the backdrop of still rising commodity prices, then the Australian dollar will have few reasons for resisting any topside advances.

Anyway, if you needed something really dangerous, get a gun. It's easy, it's cheap, and it's the American way.

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.

If you know anything about me - and, if you do, I'm sorry that your life turned out like that.

The nation of Iran is threatening to sue the makers of the movie Argo. They say the movie was an unrealistic portrayal of their country. You can't do that! That would be like Scotland suing over the movie Shrek.