A woman in Germany gave birth to a 13 1/2 pound baby. That baby was so fat his first word was strudel.
Craig FergusonDell Computers announced they're releasing a competitor for the iPad. Now it is, in fact, a great alternative for people who already have an iPad, but are fed up with it working all the time.
Craig FergusonDon't protest outside of a rich man's house in the daytime, you'll just scare the maid, and that's Arnold Schwarzenegger's job.
Craig Ferguson