Fraser's mother, Janice, was actually quite a happy soul but she had to hide it because, like all pseudo intellectuals, she thought being cheery made her look stupid, which of course she was for believing that rubbish in the first place. She like to talk about Sartre sometimes, just as insurance.

I'm hooked on email. That's right, kids, I'm one of you.

I think holidays create so much pressure because people feel they should be having a good time. But you shouldn't.

A junkie will steal your purse, and then help you look for it.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

You can never talk religion on network TV. It makes too many people angry. You can talk about sex.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.