It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?
I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.
If you don't vote, you're a moron.
Remember the band, Flock of Seagulls? They had their van stolen. I was like, They still have a van?
Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
I know that's not the right accent, but I can't do the right accent. It's either the wrong accent or another Octomom joke.