New iPod. It looks like an iPhone but it can't make phone calls. So its really just an iPhone.

What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night!

It's a great day for America, everybody! It's Monday, woo.

The 'Star Wars' movie is coming out. Disney has kept the details of the movie under wraps because they're not Sony.

A casino in South Dakota was robbed by a man dressed as a mummy. The police described the suspect as anywhere between 25 and 8,000 years old.

Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.

I always appreciated my teachers. When I was 16, I gave them the greatest gift I could think of. I dropped out of school.