Being guilty tends to engender feelings of guilt.

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970's. That's when I discovered it anyway.

CBS announced they're canceling As The World Turns. Don't worry though, if you're addicted to the twisted plots, the intrigue, the illicit sex, you can still watch golf.

From this moment on I'd dedicate my life to rock and roll and take as many drugs as possible. What could possibly go wrong?

You know, I think there's a good rule of thumb here: Don't take nutritional advice from other species.

114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.

Italian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. This is why the Vatican is in Italy. If a man can walk across Italy and retain his celibacy, he's got what it takes to be a priest - or an interior decorator.